Every Man’s Worst Nightmare 2:00 p.m.: The pain starts. You’re just sitting on the couch, watching football, when suddenly the throbbing begins. It feels like...
Death and Regret We’re all full of shit. Or maybe that’s the wrong phrase. I was going to say inherently selfish but I’m not sure that’s the right one...
LeBron James and the JewsI guess I should get the (many) qualifiers out of the way first. I do not believe LeBron James to be an anti-Semite. I do not believe...
The Most Interesting Story Correction I’ve Ever Made So today my profile of Jared Jeffries went live on SLAM Magazine’s website. The story ran in the latest issue of SLAM. Some quick...
Concussions, and Why Football Players Are Insane The alarm goes off. You roll over—you always sleep on your back—to check the time on the alarm clock sitting on top the night table to...
What a Corporate Memo from Moses to God Would Look Like So I’ve been taking some graduate school writing classes. One of the courses focuses on super short stories (flash fiction and the like)...
Me, my Dad and the Dead White people were everywhere dancing without shame. There were dudes with dreadlocks and armpit hair showing. Some of the dudes with...